Today I cut my finger on a fan in the fridge at work. Last week my friend Psychic Dolphin cut his thumb on a fan too.
We reckon fans should be banned. (Too dangerous). Then we can all be hot losers. No one would be the slightest bit cooler than anyone else. You would be just as hot as the next guy. Imagine that !
Also last week my other psychic dolphin counterpart Dan cut his thumb on a can.
Do you think we should ban cans too ?